Movie Review: Eden – Adam & Eve Features

Stars: Carmen Luvana, Courtney Cummz, Ava Rose, Jean Val Jean, Bree Olson, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Jerry, Evan Valentine
Studio: Adam & Eve
Condoms: Yes and No

Put some sexy stars in a perfect location with some good cameras and you have to expect the best right? Well, not exactly. It’s not bad, but this is going to be something more suited for your average new to porn watcher or couple that prefers tame sex romps to the harder stuff. Eden isn’t awful. It certainly isn’t the worst I have seen. However, this isn’t something that went out of its way to do anything for me either. The incredibly tame nature of this film was somewhat boring to me, but I lived through it easily enough to be able to point out all the good and bad things, with some middle ground in between.

This movie lasts for around two hours and contains ten main sex scenes. There are some special features that include trailers, interviews, bloopers, photo galleries, behind the scenes featurettes, and a casting call feature. The bonus features add about an hour and a half of additional content, but if you’re in it for the fucking (and who isn’t, this is porn, right?) then you may only be interested in the first two hours.

The cast list includes some mildly enthusiastic women and some decent looking guys. Most of them aren’t my favorite stars or the most well known at this point, but they certainly get the job done nicely. Eden is really tame and the major storyline is centered on romance, so if you’re looking for something Hardcore, this garden variety Lifetime porn will not suit you. The idea is that it should work for women that do not like porn. Of course, some cum shots are still present and accounted for (it’s not 10 for 10 though) so I am not sure how many women that don’t like porn will be jumping on the Eden bandwagon.

As I mentioned a bit earlier there are ten sex scenes in Eden. Some of them are decent and some are insanely standard without being boring. The tameness can be boring, but there is an element of passion which helps. Highlights from the best of the ten scenes are listed below.

Scene Two: Evan Valentine & Tommy Gunn: Things begin (sex wise) with the standard porn format and a nice and juicy blow job. This moves into some oral on Evan and later some 69. After the suck fest ends several other positions come into play, most of which are nicely executed. In the end, Tommy squirts in Evan’s hungry mouth.

Scene Six: The Evans (Stone and Valentine): This scene takes place on the beach and while these two might not be the best looking, they do have some nice chemistry, which caught my eye. After a dip in the ocean, a run-in with a shark, and a drink, things get rolling with some clit nibbling that leads to 69 with Evan on Evan’s face. The two enjoy multiple positions from straight out vaginal to Evan taking Evan from behind, doggie style.

Scene Eight: Ava Rose & Evan Stone: This scene is fairly tame and pseudo-seductive, but it had its steamy moments. The goal here is for Evan to show that he can be as romantic as the next guy and he shows that by seducing Ava. This one is definitely the one to get the women hot, as Evan spends plenty of time pleasing Ava in every imaginable way. He ends up finishing himself off on her chest.

Natural lighting is used throughout the entire movie, which includes sex all over this private island (Eden was shot in Hawaii). Out of the ten scenes, there is sex on a boat, on dry land, on the sand, in the pool, in the grass, and on the beach. You also see girl on girl, oral (both ways), vaginal, anal, and a few threesomes. While it sounds like a lot of action much of it is simple. It gets the job done, but even in that it has its flaws.

The film was shot in high definition so it comes out looking fairly decent. The angles are good and things go together well. The sound also works well, though I have to admit there were times when I wish it hadn’t worked so well. The music in this film is utterly dreadful where porn is concerned. The music reminded me of Lifetime-infused elevator music. It never gave me the sex vibe and it never matched the sex on screen. I call it elevator music, but I think if Evan Valentine would have been blowing Tommy Gunn while they were heading up to the third floor (lingerie) it still wouldn’t have had that sex vibe. Needless to say, the music was location friendly, but not fuck-friendly.

In the end, Eden is fair. It’s not the hottest or the worst movie that I’ve seen. If you’re watching it with your man/woman and hoping to get off, you should have a good chance of accomplishing your goal. This isn’t something for someone that loves the hardcore movies or for solo stimulation. In the end, it’s just too tame to suit those wild tastes out there.

Eden costs between $30 (VHS) and $40 (DVD) for a two disc DVD set. Hardcore users will want to skip this one. However, if you’re new to porn you may want to check this one out as it will be a nice primer for what’s to come.

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