Sure, when someone tells you to go blow fire out your ass you probably think that it’s not possible. I always thought it wasn’t possible. Then again, I never wanted to do it even if it was possible. I guess some people do want to do it though.

While looking around Red Tube today, I came across this video below. All I can say is I certainly wasn’t expecting what I ended up seeing.

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I am so not sure what to think of this advertisement. The idea is to get people to eat more fruits and vegetables. The ad is Danish. As you can see it’s trying to promote inter-veggie mingling. I don’t know if it’s their way of trying to get us to eat more California Blend or what, but it’s certainly interesting nonetheless.

I don’t know that this would get me to eat more vegetables though. The idea of broccoli having tits scares me in some weird way. I can just see myself having nightmares after this. I will be imagining the seedless cucumber invading the head of lettuce and all sorts of weird shit. And it’s all thanks to this ad.

What do you think? Is this making you hungry for some zucchini? I think the vegetable fetishists might like it in that kinky sort of way. So, if this is being used as a metaphor for eating your vegetables (wink, wink) then it might work, but otherwise…I’m just not sold.

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When I go looking for porn movies I recognize that there are a lot to choose from. There are thousands of porn movies made every year. Of those thousands, I would guess that about 85-90% of those movies aren’t even worth watching. I don’t see them all, naturally, so the number could be higher. In many ways, porn is all the same. It’s all about fucking. That being said, there are plenty of factors that make a movie worth watching or not, as the case may be.

There are plenty of surface reasons that I will want to check out a porn movie. Listed below are some of my reasons.

1. The Name Says it All – If a movie is named “Cum Guzzling Sluts 5”, “Big Booty Hoes 2”, or “Slutty Grannies from Outer Space” I am not buying it. Sure, I might review it at the cost of the studio (and probably mention what garbage I think it is), but I will not pay for it. I know it’s porn and that means that it’s not always the most artistic art form in the bunch, but if you want my money you’re going to have to do better than that.

2. Looking at the Genre – The genre is going to depend on whether or not I pay for porn. For example, I prefer BDSM based porn over straight sex. I like the idea of gay sex, but the porn is often boring, and I want something in or around my age group. So, before buying I read the box and look at the cover (we will get to that in a minute) before I decide on a purchase. Unfortunately, I usually do not find a lot of good porn in the genres I like the most, but there are a few good ones that have come along and have shown what the industry is capable of producing.

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If you go for this set you should remember to take good care of your silk sashes. Otherwise you can expect them to wear down. While silk is incredibly strong, the strength weakens when it comes in contact with things like sweat and heat.

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