If you’re looking to add to your sex toy collection you just might want to head over to Babeland.com. It just so happens that one of my favorite toy sites is celebrating a birthday and this year the toys are on them! You have a chance to win $1200 in sex toys. All you have to do is enter a valid email address to sign up for the Babeland newsletter. If you’re already signed up, just enter your email again and you will be signed up for the contest just like everyone else.

If you want to know all the goodies up for grabs, keep reading because we have the full list right here!

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Babeland All Stars Gift Basket includes:
SaSi, $185
Form 6, $175
Delight, $165
Jaguar Harness + Leo Combo, $122
Pure Wand, $108
Rabbit Habit Elastomer, $90
Aneros Helix, $72
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Alright, I will admit it. I was bored and lacking some motivation. I was trying to determine what I wanted to blog about. This led my mind to wandering and my thoughts went to Google. I have had some weird search terms that lead people to my site, so I decided to look up something weird and see where it would lead me.

I suppose I should have expected something strange when I looked up “Donkey Love”, but I wasn’t expecting to find a guy that was eating some goat testicles to survive. However, I found that and a whole lot more. This is one of those things that I just have to share because it’s just baffling.

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I am so not sure what to think of this advertisement. The idea is to get people to eat more fruits and vegetables. The ad is Danish. As you can see it’s trying to promote inter-veggie mingling. I don’t know if it’s their way of trying to get us to eat more California Blend or what, but it’s certainly interesting nonetheless.

I don’t know that this would get me to eat more vegetables though. The idea of broccoli having tits scares me in some weird way. I can just see myself having nightmares after this. I will be imagining the seedless cucumber invading the head of lettuce and all sorts of weird shit. And it’s all thanks to this ad.

What do you think? Is this making you hungry for some zucchini? I think the vegetable fetishists might like it in that kinky sort of way. So, if this is being used as a metaphor for eating your vegetables (wink, wink) then it might work, but otherwise…I’m just not sold.

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I don’t know about you, but I love my Wii. Sadly, I don’t get to play it as much as I would like, but I love it and it knows that I do. We have our private time when we can, but this time usually is cut short for more important things like sex, work, sleep, sex, and food. However, now one of these things may work with the Wii all thanks to a brand new game that may be coming out on the market.

A few years back this company by the name of Peekaboo Pole Dancing came out with the Electra Pole. This pole would give you a chance to pole dance like Carmen Electra in your own home. I’ve never tried one so I’m not about to comment about the idea. Currently, my home has no spot for a spare pole, so I’m just out of luck. However, this company is moving things in a more interesting direction with the idea of creating a video game that will allow you to pole dance (pole will be included) for the Nintendo Wii.

dbTechno reports that Peekaboo is looking for the right partner to help them bring their idea to Wii. Gamers would get the chance to shake their ass and do other sexy maneuvers. This game would fit in interestingly among the Wii Fit games that have helped people to get more exercise and lose a little weight.

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Kendra Wilkinson is known for a couple of things. She is the dippiest of Hugh Hefner’s girls and…well…she’s one of Hugh Hefner’s girls. For now, I imagine that’s enough to be known for and even if it’s not, it’s still not so bad. Kendra and the other girls are living the high life, able to have just about whatever they want. They can have their choice of food, drink, and anything else. Of course, when it comes to food Kendra loves Olive Garden. It’s been said that Olive Garden is Kendra’s favorite restaurant ever.

To prove how much she loves Olive Garden, Playboy is having an Olive Garden pictorial with the girls (servers) from Olive Garden. Kendra will be picking the final talent to have a shot at being in the magazine. As you might have guessed there are some rules, other than working at Olive Garden, for you to be an option in this little shot at Playboy stardom.

The rules include:

To be considered, you must submit the following:

At least two photos: one head shot and one full-body shot (bikini or nude)
A recent pay stub showing proof of current employment at Olive Garden
A clear and legible photocopy of a government-issued photo ID proving you are 18 or older

You also have to fill out some releases and add some additional info about yourself. You can find all that info out on the link above.

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If I walk into a McDonalds at three in the afternoon there are certain things I expect. I expect the idiots behind the counter to get my order wrong (they always get my order wrong). I expect them to act like it’s my fault for pointing out they couldn’t get all my food in the bag. I expect them to be slower than they need to be. Hey, it’s not like they get paid by the car. And when I get home, I expect my mother to comment about how McDonalds was always a whole lot better when I worked there.

One thing I don’t expect is to see a porno movie being shot, especially during the 3PM rush. However, back in January this is just what happened at a McDonald’s in Samitama, Japan. A producer, Kunikazu Ishii (51), and two actors, one female (21) and one male (29) were arrested along with movie staff for allegedly filming a pornographic movie at the McDonalds Outlet. Things were apparently going fine until a pesky customer saw the movie going on and stopped them mid-scene by calling the cops.

According to reports by Japan Today, the staff of McDonalds didn’t appear to know what was going on in their restaurant. I can only assume this was because they had not gotten to the special sauce part before things got busted up.

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I have been having sex for more years than I’d like to recount to you all, but recently my friends and I were discussing the topic of sex and sleep and it got me thinking. When I was younger, I don’t recall it making me tired. Actually, I think it did just the opposite. These days though, or rather for the last few years, it helps me to sleep like a baby.

Back when I was younger, I don’t recall my boyfriends getting too tired either. I don’t think it was an age thing, but I don’t buy the idea that it only happens to men either. I’m not a man and its one surefire way to help me pass out in a pinch. That being said, I think it’s not about the act of sex, but rather the power of the orgasm.

I don’t remember a time in recent years when sex has not knocked me into oblivion. Sure, I can stay awake, but if the option is there, I’m taking a nap afterward. Some might say this is because you’re generally in a setting where sleep is inevitable. The room is generally dark, you’re in a bed, and there may or may not be music playing. This setup works for sex and sleep. However, it takes more than a dark room to put me out. Meanwhile, sex has that therapeutic massage thing going on, which allows your entire body to relax. This certainly puts plenty of people in the mood for a restful slumber.

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When I go looking for porn movies I recognize that there are a lot to choose from. There are thousands of porn movies made every year. Of those thousands, I would guess that about 85-90% of those movies aren’t even worth watching. I don’t see them all, naturally, so the number could be higher. In many ways, porn is all the same. It’s all about fucking. That being said, there are plenty of factors that make a movie worth watching or not, as the case may be.

There are plenty of surface reasons that I will want to check out a porn movie. Listed below are some of my reasons.

1. The Name Says it All – If a movie is named “Cum Guzzling Sluts 5”, “Big Booty Hoes 2”, or “Slutty Grannies from Outer Space” I am not buying it. Sure, I might review it at the cost of the studio (and probably mention what garbage I think it is), but I will not pay for it. I know it’s porn and that means that it’s not always the most artistic art form in the bunch, but if you want my money you’re going to have to do better than that.

2. Looking at the Genre – The genre is going to depend on whether or not I pay for porn. For example, I prefer BDSM based porn over straight sex. I like the idea of gay sex, but the porn is often boring, and I want something in or around my age group. So, before buying I read the box and look at the cover (we will get to that in a minute) before I decide on a purchase. Unfortunately, I usually do not find a lot of good porn in the genres I like the most, but there are a few good ones that have come along and have shown what the industry is capable of producing.

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