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Written by: Ashtyn at 8:10 pm on June 19, 2008

Reality Porn: Chemistry is Hot!

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ChemistryStars: Marie Luv, Dana DeArmond, Mr. Marcus, Mika Tan, Jack Lawrence, Kurt Lockwood, Taryn Thomas
Studio: Vivid Entertainment
Condoms: No

There are so many things that make me picky about porn. I hate when it’s over-scripted (let’s face it, the writing doesn’t warrant over-scripting). I hate it when the girl’s seem like they are dead. I really hate the up close and way too personal asshole shot. The other thing I hate, I mean seriously hate, is the cum shot. It just seems so absolutely unnecessary. Even if it has to be done sometimes, does it have to be done every time? I mean, I’m a smart girl. I get the point. However, I’ve yet to meet a man that insists on cumming on my face every time we have sex. And if I did meet him, we’d only be having sex once.

So, my expectations for porn are somewhat high. What can I say? I want to be entertained when I’m watching. When I heard about Chemistry and learned that it’s porn in a reality setting (sans script) I was certainly curious. Who wouldn’t be about a house filled with seven porn stars, some cameras, and plenty of sex toys for a no-holds barred orgy? I have to admit, the idea sounds really nice. The stars are placed in the house for 36 hours and there are absolutely no scripted sex scenes.

The porn stars all seem incredibly relaxed during their chatting sessions. During the sex scenes they are all quite involved. I can guarantee you won’t find one of those dead chicks in Chemistry. All of these girls are loving their job, at least in this film. In addition to the long and involved sex scenes the DVD has confession sessions after the scenes, which are quite entertaining in their own way. I refuse to say this is the best DVD ever, because I know that when I say that there will be something better to come along. However, it’s really good. In fact, it’s one of the best I’ve ever seen and it’s certainly the best I’ve seen in recent months.

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Written by: Ashtyn at 7:59 pm on

Movie Review: Eden – Adam & Eve Features

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Eden BoxStars: Carmen Luvana, Courtney Cummz, Ava Rose, Jean Val Jean, Bree Olson, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Jerry, Evan Valentine
Studio: Adam & Eve
Condoms: Yes and No

Put some sexy stars in a perfect location with some good cameras and you have to expect the best right? Well, not exactly. It’s not bad, but this is going to be something more suited for your average new to porn watcher or couple that prefers tame sex romps to the harder stuff. Eden isn’t awful. It certainly isn’t the worst I have seen. However, this isn’t something that went out of its way to do anything for me either. The incredibly tame nature of this film was somewhat boring to me, but I lived through it easily enough to be able to point out all the good and bad things, with some middle ground in between.

This movie lasts for around two hours and contains ten main sex scenes. There are some special features that include trailers, interviews, bloopers, photo galleries, behind the scenes featurettes, and a casting call feature. The bonus features add about an hour and a half of additional content, but if you’re in it for the fucking (and who isn’t, this is porn, right?) then you may only be interested in the first two hours.

The cast list includes some mildly enthusiastic women and some decent looking guys. Most of them aren’t my favorite stars or the most well known at this point, but they certainly get the job done nicely. Eden is really tame and the major storyline is centered on romance, so if you’re looking for something Hardcore, this garden variety Lifetime porn will not suit you. The idea is that it should work for women that do not like porn. Of course, some cum shots are still present and accounted for (it’s not 10 for 10 though) so I am not sure how many women that don’t like porn will be jumping on the Eden bandwagon.

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