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If you put it in those terms this book, The Ethical Slut, is only as correctly titled as your opinion. The bulk of the book does not deal with sex per se, but rather with relationships. If you consider that a lot of the book deals with polyamory, then some would consider the person living this type of life a slut. Of course, others would not, so it’s all in the interpretation.

Either way, this is a book that has had quite a history. I’d heard quite a bit about it in BDSM circles, mentioned alongside, Screw the Roses and other worthwhile reads. Like many of these books, I had not had a chance to read this until I picked up a copy recently.

If you are looking for a book to help you creatively weed through some relationship problems, this can offer a good start. If you are interested in polygamy then this is an amazing book. If you’re not, you still might find some things worth reading, but it will not hold the same importance for you, as it will other people. Everyone has heard the term polygamy, but if you’re interested in learning more, weeding out the proper information can be quite difficult. This book will change all of that for you, giving you some of the information that you need to determine if this type of thing is for you, or not.

The book itself is made into four main parts that each serve their own purpose. In the first part you will focus on your sexuality. This section deals with a lot of ethical discussion and talk of values. This is where you learn that the best sluts are made this way. They are not just sluts from birth. I particularly enjoyed reading about the skills and slutstyles in this section. The first part also offers an amazing resource list.

The second part is invaluable to those entering into polygamous relationships. You will find information on agreements, jealousy, conflict, and advice on the importance of boundaries. One of the most important sections in this entire book is the one on jealousy. While jealousy is a natural emotion it can cause a huge amount of trouble. Read this section more than once and when you are feeling bad about yourself or your relationship, read it again. There is plenty of advice here that can benefit you when you need it the most.

The smallest section is the third section. This deals with health and legal issues and the problems that “sluts” and women in plural relationships can face. Despite being small, it’s definitely worth reading. Finally, the last section is more about group sex and sex play. This will not deal with all people, but if you’re looking for like-minded individuals for wild fun, there is some advice here for you.

If you’re interested in plural relationships or open relationships this is an amazing book. If you’re just a slut looking for answers about why you are the way you are, I am not sure this can help you, but you might want to read it anyway. Who knows, the portions on sex play might be enjoyable to you.

You can buy this book at Babeland for $15.95. It’s well worth it.

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The ruler is actually quite thick. It’s definitely not anything you will find as you travel that back to school aisle, looking for school supplies. Instead, what you get is a ruler that is a quarter of an inch thick. Measurements for this bad boy are 12″ x 1 1/2″. The end of the ruler is wrapped in leather for the spanker’s convenience and comfort. The leather wrapping begins after the ruler has surpassed 8 inches.

I was immediately sold by the look of the ruler. In all honesty, for the price, I expected it to be much thinner. Of course, price and look aside, I had no idea how it would feel. I gave it a few playful smacks along my hand to discover that the possibility for quite a sting actually exists. After handing it over to the appropriate party I found out how big of a sting this could provide. The ruler is rigid and offers a sharp bite to each spanking. You can expect some nice marks (or not) if you prefer them.

As a role-play toy it works well. It is easy to drift into that Teacher-student scenario with the right toys in hand. Since this looks just like a ruler, you have the perfect play prop in waiting. This ruler, being anything but ordinary, allows you to step up your play with a much bigger sting. Under the right circumstances you will hear the beautiful sound of a firm ruler against supple flesh creating that smack sound so many of us love. You might even get to hear some moaning and groaning under the right conditions. I suppose that depends on what you’re going for.

The excellent quality ensures that it would take a highly skilled swing to break it (not that you would want to). It bends enough to be just a little bit flexible, but it doesn’t bend enough to snap in half, even when you use force to test it out. In short, it serves the purpose well and you will get your money’s worth.

Being more into pain than not, I loved playing with this ruler. It provided more sensation than I originally anticipated. It’s thick and stingy in all the right ways. It leaves an ass (or something more creative, should you prefer) red, hot, and well used when it comes to spankings. I truly couldn’t have asked for more in a simple spanking toy.

The Early2Bed Ruler retails for under $13, which makes it a steal. We have used this more than once since we received it and we have a great time every time with play with it. Out of all the spanking toys we have (crops, canes, and paddles) this is quickly becoming one of my favorite, basic spanking tool options. It’s good for discipline scenes and for fun and sexy sessions where a good spanking is in order.

If you’re interested in spanking, this is definitely a good place to start. This is high quality and won’t cause so much pain that you could cause true harm to the person you’re using it on. If you’re an old pro where spanking (or roleplay) is concerned, this will provide a spark to your basic scenes that require more than your hand, hairbrush, or crop can offer. If you are looking for a new spanking toy, this one comes highly recommended!

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There are so many things that make me picky about porn. I hate when it’s over-scripted (let’s face it, the writing doesn’t warrant over-scripting). I hate it when the girl’s seem like they are dead. I really hate the up close and way too personal asshole shot. The other thing I hate, I mean seriously hate, is the cum shot. It just seems so absolutely unnecessary. Even if it has to be done sometimes, does it have to be done every time? I mean, I’m a smart girl. I get the point. However, I’ve yet to meet a man that insists on cumming on my face every time we have sex. And if I did meet him, we’d only be having sex once.

So, my expectations for porn are somewhat high. What can I say? I want to be entertained when I’m watching. When I heard about Chemistry and learned that it’s porn in a reality setting (sans script) I was certainly curious. Who wouldn’t be about a house filled with seven porn stars, some cameras, and plenty of sex toys for a no-holds barred orgy? I have to admit, the idea sounds really nice. The stars are placed in the house for 36 hours and there are absolutely no scripted sex scenes.

The porn stars all seem incredibly relaxed during their chatting sessions. During the sex scenes they are all quite involved. I can guarantee you won’t find one of those dead chicks in Chemistry. All of these girls are loving their job, at least in this film. In addition to the long and involved sex scenes the DVD has confession sessions after the scenes, which are quite entertaining in their own way. I refuse to say this is the best DVD ever, because I know that when I say that there will be something better to come along. However, it’s really good. In fact, it’s one of the best I’ve ever seen and it’s certainly the best I’ve seen in recent months.

Porn fans will recognize some of the stars in this film. Mr. Marcus, Mika Tan, Marie Luv, and Kurt Lockwood are just a few of the stars that are found in the Chemistry house. All of the stars take time out to talk about their personal lives and what they like and hate about their jobs. The girls talk about how men not in porn treat them and the men talk about fucking, as well as some other choice bits of conversation. During the sex scenes, whoever isn’t involved gets to carry around cameras to shoot the sex from whatever angle catches their fancy!

The scene breakdown is as follows:

1. Marie Luv and Mr. Marcus: This scene involves the only two black people in the film. The camera work had some moments that weren’t cutting it, but the pure primal energy between the two made watching worthwhile. The two were in the hot tub first, where the basic oral and vaginal scenes occurred. After a bit of time the two were transferred into one of the bedrooms where the 69 started. After that, Marie got to enjoy some tongue action by Mr. Marcus, with an anal plug to boot. Now, if you’ve seen porno you know that after the plug comes anal sex, and sure enough, that was next! The patented cum scene with Marcus emptying in Marie’s mouth ended the scene.

2. Mika Tan, Kurt Lockwood, and Dana DeArmond: Things got going with a blow job for Kurt by Mika. Dana began by recording things but quickly ended up getting some missionary from Kurt. Mika, not wanting to be left out, hooked up a strap-on and showed Kurt she knew how to fuck too, when she popped her cock up his ass. Some people won’t like this scene for that reason. Then again, others will absolutely love it.

3. Dana, Mika, and Jack Lawrence: Things got started out by the pool with a collection of sex toys and the three horny stars. The action began with some lesbian exploration, but when the girls get hot they end up taking their aggression out on Jack (not that he minded, of course). Dana ends up putting on a strap on and fucking Mika and Jack soon joins in for a little double penetration. Eventually things wind down with the girls sharing Jack’s cum.

4. Taryn Thomas, Kurt, and Mika: Mika begins this action with a blow job for Kurt (don’t things always begin this way?). Soon after this lengthy blow job, some missionary action begins for the two, until Taryn enters the scene. Taryn ends up taking Mika’s spot with Kurt and she uses plenty of dirty talk to keep things interesting. After the missionary, there is some oral, some rimming, a few moments of a hand job, girl on top, and plenty of jizz shooting down Taryn’s throat.

5. Marie, Marcus, Jack, and Mika: Jack begins by going down on Marie, but is soon replaced by Mika, while the guys watch (who can blame them). The camera imaging isn’t as good here because it is a little dark. What was obvious was hot, and the fucking was worth watching, though it would have been nice if it had been easier to see.

6. Taryn and Kurt: It’s a new day and time for some steamy wake up sex with Marie shooting. Taryn hops on top and gets right to fucking Kurt (or rather, being fucked by, since he takes it both ways). Mika jumps in and begins blowing him when she has the chance. There is some female oral (Mika gets some licky, licky), then more vaginal, and then there’s even some double female oral when Kurt gets a blow job by both girls at once. Kurt gets his ass pounded again, there’s some titty fucking, and then there is some confessional time. Kurt explains his feelings towards anal and how it doesn’t make him gay. I’ve seen worse with guys than he seems to do, so I’m not sure what he’s worried about, but he apparently needed to justify his actions.

7. Dana and Jack: A rare moment that just shows the sense of reality happens here. Jack eats Dana’s pussy in a lengthy scene. Sure, that’s not the rare part. The fact that no actual penetration on his part occurs is rare though and the scene offers some delicious moments, especially if you like Dana.

8. Marie, Jack, Dana, and Mr. Marcus: Jack and Marie use some toys in this scene while Marcus fucks Dana as only he can. This is the longest scene in the movie and you see just about everything in various detail. The end result is Jack on Marie’s face (his cum anyway) and Marcus emptying on Dana.

Other than the varying video quality, which at times wasn’t as good as it should have been, there was only one main problem here. Considering the fact that this was a reality porn project, the whole eternal cum shot thing could have been avoided, but it wasn’t.

Even with that one thing though, this was one of the best films I have seen recently. Chemistry has four volumes currently and knowing how this one turned out, I am interested in checking out the rest of the series. You can find the majority of the movies over at Babeland for various prices. The series includes Chemistry, Chemistry Vol 2, Chemistry Vol. 3, and Chemistry Vol. 4.

Content: 4 out of 5 stars
Replayability: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Audio/Visual: 2.5 out of 5 stars
Get Offability: 4 out of 5 stars
Freaky Factor: 3 out of 5 stars
Overall Rating: 3.6 out of 5 stars

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Put some sexy stars in a perfect location with some good cameras and you have to expect the best right? Well, not exactly. It’s not bad, but this is going to be something more suited for your average new to porn watcher or couple that prefers tame sex romps to the harder stuff. Eden isn’t awful. It certainly isn’t the worst I have seen. However, this isn’t something that went out of its way to do anything for me either. The incredibly tame nature of this film was somewhat boring to me, but I lived through it easily enough to be able to point out all the good and bad things, with some middle ground in between.

This movie lasts for around two hours and contains ten main sex scenes. There are some special features that include trailers, interviews, bloopers, photo galleries, behind the scenes featurettes, and a casting call feature. The bonus features add about an hour and a half of additional content, but if you’re in it for the fucking (and who isn’t, this is porn, right?) then you may only be interested in the first two hours.

The cast list includes some mildly enthusiastic women and some decent looking guys. Most of them aren’t my favorite stars or the most well known at this point, but they certainly get the job done nicely. Eden is really tame and the major storyline is centered on romance, so if you’re looking for something Hardcore, this garden variety Lifetime porn will not suit you. The idea is that it should work for women that do not like porn. Of course, some cum shots are still present and accounted for (it’s not 10 for 10 though) so I am not sure how many women that don’t like porn will be jumping on the Eden bandwagon.

As I mentioned a bit earlier there are ten sex scenes in Eden. Some of them are decent and some are insanely standard without being boring. The tameness can be boring, but there is an element of passion which helps. Highlights from the best of the ten scenes are listed below.

Scene Two: Evan Valentine & Tommy Gunn: Things begin (sex wise) with the standard porn format and a nice and juicy blow job. This moves into some oral on Evan and later some 69. After the suck fest ends several other positions come into play, most of which are nicely executed. In the end, Tommy squirts in Evan’s hungry mouth.

Scene Six: The Evans (Stone and Valentine): This scene takes place on the beach and while these two might not be the best looking, they do have some nice chemistry, which caught my eye. After a dip in the ocean, a run-in with a shark, and a drink, things get rolling with some clit nibbling that leads to 69 with Evan on Evan’s face. The two enjoy multiple positions from straight out vaginal to Evan taking Evan from behind, doggie style.

Scene Eight: Ava Rose & Evan Stone: This scene is fairly tame and pseudo-seductive, but it had its steamy moments. The goal here is for Evan to show that he can be as romantic as the next guy and he shows that by seducing Ava. This one is definitely the one to get the women hot, as Evan spends plenty of time pleasing Ava in every imaginable way. He ends up finishing himself off on her chest.

Natural lighting is used throughout the entire movie, which includes sex all over this private island (Eden was shot in Hawaii). Out of the ten scenes, there is sex on a boat, on dry land, on the sand, in the pool, in the grass, and on the beach. You also see girl on girl, oral (both ways), vaginal, anal, and a few threesomes. While it sounds like a lot of action much of it is simple. It gets the job done, but even in that it has its flaws.

The film was shot in high definition so it comes out looking fairly decent. The angles are good and things go together well. The sound also works well, though I have to admit there were times when I wish it hadn’t worked so well. The music in this film is utterly dreadful where porn is concerned. The music reminded me of Lifetime-infused elevator music. It never gave me the sex vibe and it never matched the sex on screen. I call it elevator music, but I think if Evan Valentine would have been blowing Tommy Gunn while they were heading up to the third floor (lingerie) it still wouldn’t have had that sex vibe. Needless to say, the music was location friendly, but not fuck-friendly.

In the end, Eden is fair. It’s not the hottest or the worst movie that I’ve seen. If you’re watching it with your man/woman and hoping to get off, you should have a good chance of accomplishing your goal. This isn’t something for someone that loves the hardcore movies or for solo stimulation. In the end, it’s just too tame to suit those wild tastes out there.

Eden costs between $30 (VHS) and $40 (DVD) for a two disc DVD set. Hardcore users will want to skip this one. However, if you’re new to porn you may want to check this one out as it will be a nice primer for what’s to come.

Content: 2.5 out of 5 stars
Replayability: 2 out of 5 stars
Audio/Visual: 3.5 out of 5 stars
Get Offability: 2 out of 5 stars
Freaky Factor: 2 out of 5 stars
Overall Rating: 2.4 out of 5 stars

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The most exciting moment of my day was hearing the knock on the door and seeing the three large boxes that contained the waiting to be assembled Zeppelin. The Zeppelin is simple to assemble and well worth the effort. You cannot go wrong with Liberator. The Zeppelin is so soft that you’d think you were lying on air. Filled with champagne foam, this could not possibly be any softer or more comfortable than it is.

You can use the Zeppelin like you would any other piece of furniture. I’ve used mine to do homework on, watch movies, and read books. Hell, it’s so comfortable I have even fallen asleep on it. Of course, the intended purpose is far more interesting than using it to sleep. When it comes to sex you have no idea how many possibilities Liberator can open for you.

I have made a list of the things that I like the most about the Zeppelin:

The Kinkability Options: If you’re into kink or bondage Liberator offers a Black Label Zeppelin that has restraint hooks attached to the bed in order to allow you to restrain someone (or be restrained) in a variety of positions. This makes bondage super simple and will serve as a good start for people that want to try bondage, but have avoided it until now. Not only that, but if you’re into threesomes (or more) you will find that the Zeppelin is big enough to fit three or four (maybe more) people comfortably.

The Position Possibilities: I know plenty of people that tell me they want to try new positions, but some of them just aren’t comfortable. Liberator shapes take this problem away. I was shocked at the positions that I was able to get into on the Zeppelin. The best thing is that they were all comfortable. If you’ve ever wanted to be a contortionist in bed, this is your chance to do so with comfort. This is one of the top furniture lines for sex out there and you will be shocked when you experience some of the best sex of your life as a result.

The Quality: The outer lining of Liberator shapes are made of microfiber and the inner cushioning is made of champagne foam. The combination is amazing. The zip cover can be switched out to change looks and it’s fully machine-washable so if you get a stain on the cover, you just need to unzip it, wash it, and put it back on.

The Medical Benefits: If you are dealing with limited bedroom mobility due to a bad back or some other problems this could be your saving grace. I have moderate back problems and didn’t notice an issue while using this lounger in any position I tried. It’s built for comfort, kink, and enjoyment. This will also work for people dealing with weight issues because it will make the entire sexual experience easier on your body. With the Zeppelin (and other Liberator shapes) it’s just a matter of hopping on and enjoying the ride.

My main worry with Liberator was the price. For people that have a good sex life to begin with, it’s important to question how much better this furniture will improve your relationship. After trying it I can assure you that it is worth every penny. The Zeppelin is trendy enough to place in your living room (if you have the set up for it) and discreet enough so that no one will know what you’re really using it for when no one’s around. Sex has never been as fine as it is with Liberator. If you haven’t checked the company out, I highly suggest you find the shape that is right for you.

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I had never heard of Ms. Paris before reading this book. After reading it I can safely say I would have rather been left in the dark. There are so many things that bother me about this book of “lessons” that I am not sure I know where to begin. First let me say, if you’re not the standard variety want-to-be bored or boring, desperate housewife then this book probably isn’t something you will be able to relate to. Second, if you have enough BDSM knowledge to know what the acronym stands for, this book probably also is not for you.

The information pointed towards those in need of sexual mischief make me scoff, but the information on BDSM made me want to shut the book on more than one occasion. In fact, in the entire book, there was one section that I liked. The section was at the end of the book and contained a set of shopping links. The rest I would have gladly shredded just to ensure I never see it again.

This book is meant to offer people who need help and information about sexual mischief, as Paris puts it. However, I am still not sure what, if anything, I learned, other than to be much more careful when picking review material. If you have any knowledge about sex this ends up being a book that offers nice shopping links and not a lot more than that. Other than that you might be considering how many paper airplanes need to be made to beat the world record and if there are enough bland and unneeded pages in this book to become the champion.

“You know You Love It” was written by a former professional dominatrix that was a bored housewife prior to becoming sexually free and getting paid for it. The pink book sports handcuffs on the cover though that cheesy, cliché aspect of the book was not what caught my eye at first. Actually the first thing I noticed was in a press release I had received. It said something to the effect of this book holds the key to opening up the sex lives (and offering naughty bedroom fun) for people playing the field or those that are stuck in long term relationships or marriages that have boring sex lives.

Personally, the idea of a dominatrix advocating BDSM for people that aren’t getting fucked the right way is bothersome to me. First of all, recommending anyone jump into BDSM is dangerous. Recommending they do it because the sex is better or it will cure your boredom is just plain ignorant. Then there is the whole issue that BDSM can exist peacefully without ever having sex involved.

People involved in BDSM probably won’t have a place for this in their library unless they know Paris personally. As for the other people reading this junk, I honestly hope that they consider all of the advice and “tales” that Paris is telling before they go out and try some of the things she mentions. For instance, I would honestly hope that someone would know better than to duct tape their lover if they have never used duct tape before (or even if they have) or to use handcuffs without understanding the possibility of what happens on the off chance that something goes wrong.

It’s not that I don’t like handcuffs. It’s just the idea of knowing that making them sound sexy and fun will convince some people that probably shouldn’t try them to try them makes me uncomfortable. People that panic under pressure don’t need to play with dangerous toys. The problem is that when people write books about the joys of adding BDSM into your boring sex life, they often neglect to mention how dangerous some simple items can become if something goes wrong, and surprisingly enough, it always manages to go wrong with the people that cannot handle the pressure.

If Paris had planned to write a BDSM manual, she should have done so with more consideration to those who would be reading it. I would have rather read a manual that recommended hookers to bored husbands, because at least the chance for safety is a little bit higher than putting a tiny amount of BDSM knowledge in a bored, horny person’s hands. Likewise, since this is half memoir, if she wanted to write one of those, she certainly should have. However, by adding both together, they book came out looking like a poor representation of her life and of BDSM. It couldn’t have been worse unless she left out the shopping links.

While I am sure that Paris meant well, the book came out being arrogant, self-serving, and grossly uneducated in basic areas of BDSM when it comes to teaching people, which was the point here. I understand that Paris’ interest in fucking her hot clients, despite trying to keep a moral standard, her dungeon experiences, and her ways to meet men while going to AA were all very important highlights of her life. However, they are also things that had little need to be in a BDSM manual. It would have been like if I wrote a book about car insurance and BDSM. That would not have went together either.

If you are new to the BDSM scene or interested in it and want to read something I implore you to choose something better than this. Look up Jay Wiseman. He has some excellent books and will explain all the finer points as they were meant to be explained. This can be thrown in the fire, because that’s about what this book is worth.

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